An eendogger is a bahoona pig pearl. It is the same shape, size, and color as a regular pearl, and if you put it beside a pearl, you would not be able to tell the difference.
Eendoggers start out as a piece of regular marble, which a bahoona pig puts in its mouth and smooths and condenses over the course of three months until it turns into an eendogger. (This happens naturally, while the bahoona pig sleeps.)
The bahoona pig rolls the viscous little eendogger up to the tip of its tongue, and plants it behind a human ear. The een then takes over that person’s mind and they fall into the service of the bahoona pigs.
Now: Most people would say this is a bad thing. But sometimes, and this is arguable, it can be a good thing. Because it’s quite well documented that when a mean person gets mind-controlled by a bahoona pig, that person becomes a much better, nicer person! They’re kind to everyone and they tell jokes and smile.
Meanwhile, most people won’t notice any change in their personalities whatsoever. So it’s really impossible to say one way or the other for sure.
Next: Do YOU have an eendogger? Check Behind Your Ears