Eens are wily, and bahoona pigs are planting them all the time. Even if you think there is 100% no way YOU could have an eendogger (“I haven’t been anywhere near a bahoona pig!”), wouldn’t it better to find out for certain?
This is what you can do:
- Raise your forefinger (either hand) and rub behind your ear, checking especially around the lobe.
Do you feel anything round and bumpy – like a PEARL, perhaps?
No? Well, you might be OK. But on the other hand, one of the things an eendogger will do to convince you that you “don’t have that problem” is make you think you’ve already checked behind your ear!
So the only way to be REALLY sure is to be checked by someone else. Someone who, needless to say, does not have an eendogger – otherwise their information will be just as unreliable.
N.B. Since an eendogger can be planted on your ear at almost any time, it’s good to check behind your ears regularly.
See also: Preventative Measures