Frequently Asked Questions About All This

What is a Jo Wah?
A Jo Wah is a type of potato from space.

What is a bahoona pig?
A bahoona pig is a new type of pig.

What is the New Tirenean?
The New Tirenean is the national newspaper of New Tirene.

What is Wadowie?
Wadowie is a country most people are trying to escape from.

Why haven’t you won the Nobel Prize yet?
I don’t know, but feel free to ask the Committee for me!

Additional FAQs about all this:

What’s with the fish in the logo?
It’s, obviously, a Yadnot fish.

What is Yadnot?
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